Hung Chow calls into work and says, ‘Hey, I no come work today, I really sick .
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.’
The boss says, ‘You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.’
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. ‘I do what you say and I feel great.
I be at work soon……….You got nice house!!!’
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Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?’
‘It was Bob the next door neighbor,’ she replies.
‘Great,’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
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The “Lightcraft” is a laser-propelled spacecraft concept that could ultimately run on other beamed energies, such as microwave.
This is a very interesting concept of propulsion.
A video worth watching Read the rest of this entry »
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This Funny Video is a classic. Nature can really affect wild animals
Well worth the few minutes it takes to to watch it. Read the rest of this entry »
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This video demonstrates the fact that breast cancer is not inherited, but linked to our environment.
The ladies talk about ways to avoid the Artificial Estrogen’s we absorb from plastics & the environment.
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Are toxic chemicals causing the rise in breast cancer?
This type of information seems to be ignored here in Australia by Government & Authorities.
All of the synthetic chemicals discussed in this article are in use here in Aussie, creating health problems for ourselves our children & grandchildren.
The excellent work by Researches, Medical Practitioners in treating Cancer is astounding, but we need “All Governments” worldwide to address the health problems these Toxic Chemicals cause.
Millions of tons of these Toxic Chemicals are produced each year, it doesn’t matter which country produces them, they are recycled worldwide. We breath, we eat, we absorb & then we recycle them again.
While most of my articles on this website have concentrated on Babies & Children. Consideration must be given to a later stage of life where Breast Cancer, Prostate Cancer plus many increasing health problems parallel the use of these synthetic chemicals.
Why cancer’s gaining on us. (by: Rita Arditti| Boston Globe | 10.27.2008)
For all the pink ribbons, breast-cancer awareness events, fund-raisers, and celebrations of “survivorship,” the facts remain grim. In this country, a woman’s lifetime risk of breast cancer is one in eight. In 1975, the risk was about one in 11
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A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: “What happened?”
Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp.”
Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle.”
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: “Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!”
Doctor: “You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?”
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Jan 26
Electric mechanical devices are rarely looked at in the quest for cheap or free energy.
Thinking about this & other Mechanical Electrical devices, I believe great steps forward will arrive if more participants switched their inventive minds to this area, rather than trying to be the new Tesla.
This particular device was built with inspiration from the MESCO electric engine that uses the AVERY patent 958,354, patented in 1910
Actually, its an electric motor that looks like an engine.
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Jan 20
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding.
The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”
“Just water,” says the priest.
The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?”
The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Good Lord Jesus ! You have done it again!”
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