Harry The Eagle Looses His Mate

Harry The Eagle Looses His Mate

One day, Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years.
After a while when she didn’t return he went looking and found her.
She had been shot dead!
Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another mate.

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Irishman Boasts About his Baby Boy In London Pub

Irishman Boasts About his Baby Boy In London Pub

An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone.
He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds

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Scotsman Donates Blood To Sick Arab Sheik

Scotsman Donates Blood To Sick Arab Sheik

An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery.
As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn’t be found locally, so, the call went out to all the states.
Finally a Scot was located who had a similar blood type.

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Italian Affair Code of Silence

Italian Affair Code of Silence

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

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Lying Neighbour

Lying Neighbour

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant,
“You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.”
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, “You bastard!”
The judge says, “You’re also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer.”

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Blind Man Makes Blond Joke At Bar

Blind Man Makes Blond Joke At Bar

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall,

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State Trooper Investigates  Lover's Lane

State Trooper Investigates Lover’s Lane

A Kentucky State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.

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