Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…
Broiled Missionary: $7.00
Fried Explorer: $9.00
Freshly Baked :Tory, Labor, Republican; Lib/Dems or Greens: $250.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
‘Why such a huge price difference for the Politicians?’
The cook replied, ‘Have you ever tried to clean one?
They’re so full of shit, it takes the whole morning.’