Apr 102011
 

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…

Tourist: $5.00

Broiled Missionary: $7.00

Fried Explorer: $9.00

Freshly Baked :Tory, Labor, Republican; Lib/Dems or Greens: $250.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,

‘Why such a huge price difference for the Politicians?’

The cook replied, ‘Have you ever tried to clean one?

They’re so full of shit, it takes the whole morning.’

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