Jun 092011

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the
man looks over at his wife and says ‘Your butt is getting really big,
I mean reeeally big.

I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.’

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife’s bottom.

‘Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!’

The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him

‘What’s wrong?’ he asks.
She answers
‘Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little sausage?’


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