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An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O’Malley rose from his bed one morning.

It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish.

He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.

He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

He promptly called the local police station……

The conversation went like this:

”Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?”

”And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O’Malley at St. Ann ‘s Catholic Church.

There’s a jackass lying dead in me front lawn.”

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk,

”Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!”

There was dead silence on the line for a moment before

Father O’Malley replied:

‘Aye, ’tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.”


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