Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room having great discussions about many of life’s pitfalls. The last discussion was about health as we get older. I said to them, ‘I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine

Bless me Father, for I have sinned, I have been with a loose girl’. The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?’ ‘Yes, Father, it is.”And who was the girl you were with?’ ‘I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation’.