Old Potato Farmer Cant Plough His Field

Old Potato Farmer Cant Plough His Field

The farmer due to his older age writes to his son in prison –
“I can’t grow potatoes this year. I’m too old to be digging up the field.”
Soon he gets a letter back from his son. –
“You can’t dig in the field, that’s where I buried the bodies!”

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Scottish Sheep Farmer Artificial Insemination

Scottish Sheep Farmer Artificial Insemination

A Scotsman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.

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Farmer Chuck’s Rooster at The Movies

Farmer Chuck’s Rooster at The Movies

A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. The ticket agent asked, “sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said, “that’s my pet rooster, chuck. Wherever i go, chuck goes.” “i’m sorry sir,” said the ticket agent. “we can’t allow animals in the theater.”

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