Older Couple Fatal Boat Cruise

Older Couple Fatal Boat Cruise

An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy.
They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard..
They searched for days and couldn’t find her

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Irish Sausage Free Drinks

Irish Sausage Free Drinks

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea. ‘
He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.

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Old Potato Farmer Cant Plough His Field

Old Potato Farmer Cant Plough His Field

The farmer due to his older age writes to his son in prison –
“I can’t grow potatoes this year. I’m too old to be digging up the field.”
Soon he gets a letter back from his son. –
“You can’t dig in the field, that’s where I buried the bodies!”

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Surrogate Father Needed For Making A Baby

Surrogate Father Needed For Making A Baby

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.
On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell

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Ma and Pa Full Outhouse

Ma and Pa Full Outhouse

Ma and Pa were two hillbillies living out on a farm up in the hills of Kentucky.
Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse is full. He goes into the house and tells Ma that he doesn’t know what to do to empty the hole.
Ma says, “Why don’t you go ask the young’n down the road?

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Lady Parrots Meet Catholic Parrots

Lady Parrots Meet Catholic Parrots

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, ‘Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing.’
‘What do they say?’ the priest asked.
They say, ‘Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?’
‘That’s obscene!’ the priest exclaimed

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Women & Men Train Tickets

Women & Men Train Tickets

Three women and three men are traveling by train to the football match.
At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket.
‘How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?’ asks one of the men.

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Scottish Sheep Farmer Artificial Insemination

Scottish Sheep Farmer Artificial Insemination

A Scotsman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.

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Great Green Thing Recycling Lesson

Great Green Thing Recycling Lesson

In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized to her and explained, “We didn’t have the green thing back in my day. Back then, they returned their milk bottles,

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The Popes Photos Clean Religious Story

The Popes Photos Clean Religious Story

The Pope was having a shower. Although he’s very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed to exercise the Papal wrist, and this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he reached the Papal climax, he saw a photographer taking a picture

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Lady Bets Bank President Has Square Testicles

Lady Bets Bank President Has Square Testicles

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right)

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Kids Start Swearing To Mum

Kids Start Swearing To Mum

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. ‘You know what?’ says the 7 year old, ‘I think it’s about time we started swearing.’ The 4 year old nods his head in approval, so the 7 year old says, ‘When we go downstairs for breakfast I’m gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?’

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Farmer Chuck’s Rooster at The Movies

Farmer Chuck’s Rooster at The Movies

A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. The ticket agent asked, “sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said, “that’s my pet rooster, chuck. Wherever i go, chuck goes.” “i’m sorry sir,” said the ticket agent. “we can’t allow animals in the theater.”

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The NZ Maori Boys 18th Birthday

The NZ Maori Boys 18th Birthday

Wiremu, had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they’d each walked across the lake to the tavern

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