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My Private Part Died

05/04/2011
My Private Part Died
Posted by veehawk at 9:00 pm
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An old man, Mr.. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong. ‘Yes, Nurse Tracy,’ said Mr. Wallace. ‘My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.’

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